对你来说sth狗屁不是吗？

Does sth. mean squat to you?

接下来的一天，火鸡又吃了很多牛大便（狗屁，屁话）

The next day, after eating some more dung.

党的教条：马列主义，毛思想，对于那些人来说就是狗屁。

The party’s creed (“Marxism-Leninism-Mao Zedong thought”) means nothing to most such people.

然而，有些文化风俗决定跳过所有这些浪漫的狗屁玩意，通过犯罪行为——绑架新娘来完成从“素不相识”直接胡乱跳到结婚这一步。

Some cultures however decided to skip all this romantic crap and go from the "total strangers" phase straight to marriage in one messed-up leap of criminal activity: kidnapping the bride.