我叔叔的右边是我的婶婶，她是统计员。

My uncle's right is my aunt. She is statistician.

第一就是资金，要避免那些统计员受到金钱物质的诱惑就得付以高薪。

The first is money. Luring statisticians away from the fleshpots of high finance means paying them well.

正如我们今天都知道的，中国，是它发明了算盘，那么它也应该让它的统计员们正确地使用他们的算盘。

China, which invented the abacus as we know it today, should tell its statisticians to fix theirs.